http://whatmenthinkofwomen.blogspot.com/2011/05/balancing-act-or-how-to-speak.html
“Started by Vostok of the Nice guy forums and posted on Christan J’s blog
MAN: Synonom for “Automated Banking Machine”. “Cannon Fodder” and “Bodyguard”
MANBOY: A man who has other goals besides growing old with some broad and/or raising someone elses’ kids
PEDOPHILE: 1. Any adult male who is attracted to women who are feminine, youthful and virginal as opposed to used up old sluts 2. A man who is attracted to anyone younger than himself, including other adults (ie: a 30 year old man going for a 20 year old woman) 3. Any male over the age of 40 who has any kind of a sexuality.
NICE GUY: 1. Someone who is to be avoided because he lives a stable, healthy lifestyle, doesn’t mistreat people, and isn’t a reckless criminal. 2. Someone to run to after after you’ve been chewed up and spit out and no one else gives a shit about you.
FEMINISM: An idealogy stating that people born with a vagina are entitled to special rights simply because they were born with a vagina.
SEXISM: Gender discrimination when it happens to women
AFFIRMITIVE ACTION: Gender discrimination when it happens to men
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE: The act of physically assaulting your spouse. Only a crime when it happens to women.
WIMP: Member of the male gender who refuses to lay down his life, well being or piece of mind, especially for womankind.
LOSER: 1. A man who doesn’t make a million dollars a month, exercises his right to not have a girlfirend, is living at home with his parents beyond the age of 12, has ever played a videogame for more than five minutes, and who has other interests besides “hitting the clubs” 2. A man who has a receeding hairline, is short or has any other so-called “flaws” that they have no control over.
ASSHOLE: A man who points out to a woman, whether in words or in deeds, that not everything in this world revolves around her and that she should not, in fact, expect others to bend over backwards to cater to her whims.
GAY: any man who rejects a physically attractive woman because of her abhorrent personality.
DANGEROUS: Any man who says a lot of the blame in society originated from the idea that women are never wanting in character, and the government measures that saved women from having to be responsible for their actions.
CRUEL: Any man who says women can be alone without him as life is too short to explain to your kids that they have a condition because of what mommy did before meeting daddy.
QUIET: a man who doesn’t talk as much as the womyn.
CREEPY: a man who beats his own drum and does his own thing.
QUIRKY: a man who tinkers with PCs and other machinery in his spare time.
SLOB: a man who isn’t a obsessive compulsive neat-freak.
OLD: any man over the age of twenty-five (too old for the clubs).
RAPE ENABLER: A man.
CORNY ASS NIGGA (CAN): a black male that is for the most part devoid of the urge to indulge in polygynous activities and inseminate said women. He is usually not well versed in memorizing all the verses to a mainstream cRapper’s music (such as Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Rick Ross). Rarely if ever watches BET. Does not beat up other males for the sake of peacocking to absent minded females. Lacks the desire to consistently make fun of other individuals for their clothing, habits, music preference, etc. Usually does not sag pants or balls up shirt into a midriff style. Resists the temptation to place huge, goofy, impractical looking rims on an old or small car to impress women. This definition can mean one of the things or a combination of the above, and actually contains more material than the basics explained here.
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I know I haven’t posted any blogs for a while, but this is just too funny not to share. In before NAWALT, because most women are like that and judgement should not be withheld just because there are exceptions to the rule. Also some guys in the forum are black so I think the use of NIGGA is justified.
Also I may as out and say why feminists can not be atheists, because used up skanks assume that an atheist guy has a lot of money so they becomes atheists too.
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